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SCHOOL JOKES


What do you have to do before you get off the schoolbus?
GET ON

What do kids make that no one can see?
NOISE

Who do birds marry?
TWEETHEARTS

Who invented
fractions?

Henry the 1/8th

What's the worst thing in the school cafeteria?
The Food!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.

How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler

What did you learn in school today?
"Nothing. I have to go back

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one

How many seconds are in a school year?:
12...
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ...

What month has 28 days
All of them





 

 

 

 

 

 


Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow


What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard

What does a gorilla learns in school?
His Ape B C's

H
ow do the fish get to school?
By octobus

TEACHER:
Are you chewing gum?

STUDENT:
No, I'm Sarah Brown


What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat

What room can a student never enter?
A Mushroom

Who is your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal


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