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Winter KK

I LOVE JOKES, AND I HAVE SOME FOR YOU TO TELL TO YOUR FRIENDES


What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day

What do Snowmen call their offspring? 
Chill-dren

Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 Ice caps

What does a snowman eat on a hamburger?
Chili-sauce

How does a Snowman get to work? 
 Bi-cicle
..

What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
 Ice Tea 

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
!

What kind of bird can write?
 A Pen-guin

What do you call a Penguin in Florida?
 Lost!

When are your eyes not your eyes?
When winter winds make them water

What is white and goes up?
A confused snowflake

Winter Jokes

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy the snow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma really cold in the snow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
 

What do you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What kind of lights did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
 
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!