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Valentine Jokes

 

Valentine Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my valentine

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my valentine?


What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!

What do whales say on Valentine's Day?
Whale you be mine?

What do snakes say on Valentine's day?
Gimme a little hiss

What do owls say on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours


What do you call a very small valentine?
A Valen-tiny!







Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No,
 
they had an apple

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with

What
did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're  scent-imental

What do Farmers give on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses

What did one pickle say to the other pickle.
You mean a great dill to me.

What did the paper say to the pencil?
You’re the write one for me!

What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant?I love you tons!

What did one banana say to the other banana?
I love you a whole bunch!