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Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? 
Their old age

Why is the Turkey in "time out?"
Because of its fowl language

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? 
To keep his wigwam

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!

What do you call a Turkey burglar
Robbie, Robbie

What do Policemen eat for Thanksgiving?
Corn- on- the- cop




What sleeps on theThanksgiving  table?
A napkin

What do Golfers eat for Thanksgiving?

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If grandpa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble

What do Pilgrims put in their


Thanksgiving Jokes

What are unhappy cranberries called?

Which cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus

What key can't open a door?

Why shouldn't a Turkey fight?
He'll get the stuffing knocked out of him

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G

When does Dracula eat turkey? 
At Fangsgiving

What is the best way to eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Gobble it

What do Turkeys like to do in warm weather?

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A drumstick for everyone