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School Jokes


Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow


What is hite when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard

What does a gorilla learns in school?
His Ape B C's

How do the fish get to school?
By octobus

TEACHER:
Are you chewing gum?

STUDENT:
No, I'm Sarah Brown


What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat

What room can a student never enter?
A Mushroom

Who is your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal


What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
 
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What's a mushroom?
A room where they store the school food