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 WELCOME TO MY JOKES PAGE

SCHOOL JOKES

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow


What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard

What does a gorilla learns in school?
His Ape B C's

H
ow do the fish get to school?
By octobus

TEACHER:
Are you chewing gum?

STUDENT:
No, I'm Sarah Brown

What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat

What room can a student never enter?
A Mushroom

Who is your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal


What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Flood lights!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony
 
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its side?
A dead school bus!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What's a mushroom?
A room where they store the school food






















Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabrina.
Sabrina who?
Sabrina long time since I’ve been back to school

Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework, Dad

Knock, Knock
Who's there?

Carrie
Carrie who?
Carry my books?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-2!
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Electron

Electron who?
Electron for class president


Why can't Batman go fishing?

Becaise Robin eats all the worms

What should never be eaten once it's served?
A tennis ball

When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway

What do lazy dogs do?
Chase parked cars




Hey, it's time for some silly
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher right foot in, butcher right foot out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forest
Forest who?
Forest the number after three

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gigi
Gigi who
Gigi comes after FF

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hewlett
Hewlett who?
Hewlett the dog out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac
Isaac who
Isaac with a cold

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waldo
Waldo who?
Waldo wall carpet

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please




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