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Jokes Summer


What do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A pIIIg 

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes

Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance

Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the moo-vies

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball









What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
SPRING


What did the summer say to spring?
I think I'm gonna fall

What bow can't be tied? 
A rainbow

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now

What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers

Can February March?
No, but April May

How do fleas travel?
They Itch hike

What do trees drink?
Root Beer

 
What do bees eat at McDonalds?
Hum-burgers
!

Why is a flower like the letter A
Because a B comes after
it
 



What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
SPRING

What's in the middle
of a jellyfish?

A JELLYBUTTON

What do Mermaids
put on their toast?

MERMALAIDE

Why are pianos hard to open?
The keys are inside

What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A honeycomb

Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the moo-vies

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me

What does an Astronaut put on his sandwich?
Launch meat


What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me

What bow can't be tied?
 
A rainbow

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now