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Jokes Easter

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Just look for the grey hares

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?

To the re-tail store

What do you call a sleeping egg?


What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny



What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken