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Halloween Jokes

            JOKES


Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


How do you fix a broken Halloween pumpkin?
WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!



What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash  

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt?
Dead end streets
HALLOWEEN JOKES

What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash  

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt?
Dead end streets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HALLOWEEN JOKES

What instrument does a skeleton play?
The Trom-bone

What games do Witches play at Halloween?
Hide and Shriek!

What do ghouls do at garage sales?
They go bargain Haunting.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
 

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling


            
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


How do you fix a broken Halloween pumpkin?
WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!



What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MORE HALLOWEEN

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash

Why did the mummy go to the doctor?
Because she was coffin

Why did the Vampire go to the Orthodontist?
To improve his bite

Why do Vampires use mouthwash?
Because they have BAT breath


What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet

 
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt?
Dead end streets