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Christmas KK



What did the big angel say to the little angel?
Halo there!

What's a sheep's favourite Christmas carol?We wish ewe a Merry Christmas

 What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

 What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? 
Sandy Claus

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

 If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Christmas Jokes
 
What did the big angel say to the little angel?
Halo there!

What's a sheep's favorite Christmas carol
We wish ewe a Merry Christmas

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? 
Sandy Claus

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? 
Missletoe!

Knock-Knock
Who's There
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo Santa, like I knew Santa...

Knock-Knock
Who's There

Mary
Mary who?
Mary-Christmas!


Why does Santa have three gardens?    
He likes to "Hoe, hoe, hoe!".

What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?    
Frosted Flakes


What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy ?

I love you SNOW much !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                 MY FAVORITE 
              HOLIDAY JOKES

Knock-Knock
Who's There
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo Santa, like I knew Santa...

Knock-Knock
Who's There

Mary
Mary who?
Mary-Christmas!


Why does Santa have three gardens?     He likes to "Hoe, hoe, hoe!".

What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?     Frosted Flakes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?    Snowballs

What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy ?
     I love you SNOW much !

What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
       Jungle Bells!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
   He was feeling a little crummy.

What do cows say at Christmas
     MOO-EY Christmas

What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a cow
      Sleigh Bulls

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?

Avery merry Christmas

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight 

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple



 wHow long does it take to burn a candle down ?
ChrisKnock Knock
 like show businesstmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." - Charles Dickens


 will hold Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." - Charles Dickens

 will hold Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." - Charles Dickens





Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!








 

 

 

 

 

What do you call an old snowman?
Water

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells

What often falls to the ground, but never gets hurt?
Snow


What do you call Santa if he goes down the chimney when it is lit?
Crisp Kringle

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?    
 
I'm going out tonight

Knock, knock. 
Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day

What is the name of the most famous elf?
Elf-is

Where does Santa stay on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-hotel

What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snow ball

What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a cow
Sleigh Bulls

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas
 

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple

 
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little crummy.